best fake quote of the day:

“How am I supposed to effectively lead this nation when [attorney general nominee Eric] Holder has to stop the meeting and ask what the story of Taurus using the black lotus powder to kill the five guard lions has to do with increasing broadband Internet connections nationwide? … For the love of Crom, am I the only one here who wants to keep the U.S. technologically competitive?” – President Barack Obama, as quoted by The Onion

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you really have to love The Onion.

(real) quote of the day:

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ ” – Sean Connery

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