let the blogging begin.

first, let me say that yes, i am a follower. everyone else had a blog, so i had to get one too.

well, that’s not precisely true. this is actually a public service: i tend to blather on, and this will allow a non-annoying output for my nattering.

wait, that’s not right either. i’ll still ramble incessantly until people tell me to stfu.

well, anyway, welcome to my blog. or should you be welcoming me to the great intarweb?

quote of the day:

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry