Ich habe…

July 1, 2009 by jhota

ein neues Auto gekauft.

because i had to, mostly. the Hamster passed 310k miles recently and then pretty much said, “no more.”

well, actually, the Hamster passed 310k miles, broke some more (and yes, as in “was already broken and reached a new plateau of failure”), and I said “no more.”

so, what did i buy?

behold, the Blue Beetle!

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technically, it’s not actually blue. it’s more of a purple.

but i say it’s blue, so sod off if you can’t take a joke.

so, the gory details:

2001 VW Beetle GLS TDI, 90 hp, 155 lb-ft, ~12 seconds 0-60, 110 mph top speed. which makes it both quicker and faster than my old MGB “sports car.”

for those who are surprised (given my avowed and obvious fascination with fast cars) that i would buy a diesel, you must understand the first car i ever bought for myself was a diesel – a 1976 Peugeot 504 A90 sedan, to be precise. 2.3 liters, 4 speeds, and nonexistent performance.

but it ruined me for gasoline cars forever.

well, not really. but i do love diesel. i think it’s something about the smell.

absolute worst fuel economy so far has been 36.5 mpg (around town). best was 38.6 on a road trip to Charlotte (with highway speeds up to 95 mph – so it’s not like i was dawdling). would have gotten better mileage there, but for all the other idiots on the road unable to pick a speed and stick with it.

i like it, and that’s what’s important.

for those wondering about my “fast car guy” outlook, i did consider both an Audi S4 and Saab 9-3 Viggen before latching onto the Beetle.

like i said, i think it’s the smell.

quote of the day:

“As a rule, when I drive, I drive very carefully and sensibly. Tonight was an exception to the rule.” – Harry Dresden

i’m REALLY not drunk enough for this one, folks.

June 29, 2009 by jhota

so, a friend of mine from England is currently embarked on a 13,000-mile road trip to all 48 contiguous states. there’s a hook (he’s a former world-record holder for fastest transit of the London Underground, and he’s stopping at locations with the same name as Underground stops in each state), and he’s been video blogging as he goes.

but there’s been a huge snag. last night, pretty much all his stuff was stolen from his car. $6k in electronics, gone.

so, those of us who know Geoff (and those who don’t, other than through his blog) are trying to raise money to get him back on his journey.

so check out the links, and maybe – if you can – give a little bit? it’s NOT tax-deductible, and it’s not going to save the planet or the whales. but maybe a little bit of good karma?

http://helpgeoff.wordpress.com/
http://thedigitel.com/helpgeoff
http://www.lowcountrybloggers.com/helpgeoff
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/06/the-helpgeoff-thing.html

thanks for reading, folks.

quote of the day:

“I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do.” – Helen Keller

it’s not that i…

June 12, 2009 by jhota

don’t like you people, it’s that i’ve been busy.

with what?

oh – having surgery, physical therapy, all that fun kind of stuff.

see, just a couple days after my last post, i managed to break my left wrist in a freakish manner (like i do everything, these days).

you know it’s a bad sign when the orthopaedist goes to look at your x-ray films, then comes back and states, “This is strange.”

gee, thanks, doc.

so i spent a week of going to the doctor, getting irradiated (conventional x-rays and CT scans), all leading up to surgery to reassemble my wrist (a week to the day from the accident that broke it).

note: nerve blocks? not the funnest thing in the world.

so, for the past eight weeks, i’ve been in either a drug-induced haze, pain-induced haze, or just general haze. sometimes all three at once.

but (aside from the sometimes awful post-therapy pain), i’m getting back into the swing of things.

hope to see more of y’all soon.

quote of the day:

“My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.” – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook

just some…

April 15, 2009 by jhota

random thoughts for the day:

1. today marks 20 years since the Hillsborough Disaster and 97 since the loss of Titanic.

2. Al Sharpton is an idiot. “voluntary Coast Guard” my ass. the pirates off the coast of Somalia are not concerned with mariners’ safety or enforcement of maritime law; quite the opposite, actually. perhaps Reverend Sharpton needs a dictionary. oh, and they’re not privateers, either. they are affiliated with no functioning state, they do not hold letters of marque and reprisal, and they have not been injured without cause by the navies of any of the powers they are attacking. they are pirates, pure and simple: persons who rob or commit illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.

3. something about Amazon’s explanations for the current flap stinks. i don’t shop at Amazon much anyway, but this kind of stuff torques me off. they have every right to sell or not sell whatever products they see fit – but they do not have the right to prevaricate and lie to their customers and authors. which is what it seems they have been doing for a while now.

4. on a much happier note, today is Jackie Robinson Day! 62 years ago, Jackie Robinson first donned the number 42 as a Brooklyn Dodger – ending segregation in Major-League baseball. the Riverdogs are playing this evening; if you’re in Charleston, why not head on down to the ballpark tonight? today looks to be a great day for baseball, and there’s no better way to spend Jackie Robinson Day than at a game.

5. in case you missed it, today is also Tax Day.

6. Sculpture in the South is coming up soon (May 16th and 17th). this year’s event is the 11th annual show and sale – there’s plenty of room for volunteers (contact askus@sculptureinthesouth.com if you are so inclined), and students get in free. hope to see y’all there.

7. boy, there’s lots more that has happened lately or is coming up. the Bridge Run was fun, the Wholly Cow century ride was fun, Carrotmob Charleston was fun, Kulture Klash is this weekend…

i’m sure i’m missing a ton of stuff. but get out and enjoy yourselves! it’s great weather for it…

quote of the day:

“What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.” - Thomas Paine

twenty years on…

April 14, 2009 by jhota

the Hillsborough Disaster still affects football fans. the deadliest stadium disaster in British history, the events at Hillsborough led to major changes in international stadium design and event planning.

96 individuals were killed either during the crush or from injuries sustained within it; over 3000 people had been compressed into standing pens safe for a maximum of 1600.

because of the dangers inherent in standing pens and the recommendations in the Taylor Report, every Premier League stadium built since 1993 has been all-seated. stadium safety has improved worldwide from the response to the disaster, and the number of fans who have not been endangered because of this is uncountable.

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so, please take a minute today to remember the 96.

quote of the day:

“When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high,
And don’t be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart,
And you’ll never walk alone,
You’ll never walk alone!” – You’ll Never Walk Alone, Oscar Hammerstein II

what killed…

April 3, 2009 by jhota

the fuel-efficient car?

i was listening to Rush Limbaugh earlier this week, and the question came up. a listener who drives a Geo Metro called in, pointing out that the Metro and the Honda CR-X (specifically the HF model, though he didn’t point this out) were no longer available from new in the US market.

the Metro can get over 40 mpg in city driving, and the CR-X is almost as frugal. both could acheive seemingly absurd highway fuel economies, with reports of well over 50 mpg common.

but the only way to get close to these numbers with a new car today is with a vehicle like the Toyota Prius (or other hybrids).

and the caller wanted to know why.

El Rushbo, with his right-wing slant, proposed the idea that it was government regulation – specifically CAFE standards affecting fleet buying habits – that killed these cheap, frugal cars.

and, in a way, he was right. though completely wrong in the details.

it was government regulations that killed the cheap, fuel efficient car. but not fuel economy regulations – safety regulations. the nanny state, in its infinite, benificent wisdom, decided our cars were dangerous. too many people were dying or being injured in crashes. so, instead of looking to the horrendous state of driver education, they decided it was the cars.

passive restraint systems, airbags, revised crumple zones, you name it: all of these were added or expanded in the twenty or so years since the CR-X HF came on the scene. and all of these things add something other than safety: weight.

the closest surviving “relative” to the Honda CR-X is the Honda Civic. the CR-X was, essentially, a 2-seat Civic coupé. the 1988 Civic hatchback weighed less than 2000 pounds; a 2009 Civic coupé weighs 600 pounds more. over a ten percent increase in weight – thanks primarily to increased safety equipment – can have nothing but a negative effect on fuel economy. combine that with the demand from the buying public for ever better performance – leading to ever larger engines – and you’re going to have a significant fall in fuel economy.

there are conventional modern cars with similar fuel economies to the old Metro and CR-X; Tata’s Nano gets over 45 mpg, and the US-spec smart fortwo gets over 40 mpg highway. but neither of these cars is acceptable to the mass consumer in the USA; the smart is too pricy and too tiny, while the Nano wouldn’t likely pass US safety or emissions regulations, much less be driveable on our roads (14 seconds to 43 mph probably wouldn’t fly here). and it’s tiny.

but cars get heavier over time anyway (as much as i hate that fact). the 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air tipped the scales at 3140 pounds; the current Corvette Z06 weighs 3180. but the Bel Air is a “mid-size” (today, it would be a full-size) car, a smidge over 16 feet long, loaded with pretty much all the “luxury” appointments of the day. the Corvette is a “lightweight” or “stripper” model, with creature comforts omitted for performance reasons (although it’s far from Spartan). the ‘Vette is also about a foot and a half shorter than the ‘55, with a body made from plastic (sorry, “composite and carbon fiber“). the ‘55? steel frame, steel chassis. steel just about everything, really. the 1955 engine is cast iron, too (while the Corvette’s is all-aluminium).

but the Corvette, for all its absurdist 198 mph top speed and plastic body, is the safer car. thanks to all the fancy safety systems that help make it porkier than its elderly relative.

it’s up to you whether this is a good or bad thing, as it’s the way that cars have gone since Herr Benz built his Patent Motorwagen in the 19th century. personally, i’m not a fan – i prefer light, small cars. but they’re pretty much dead and gone in affordable price ranges.

and the government’s why.

quote of the day:

“Simplify and add lightness.” – Colin Chapman

well…

March 23, 2009 by jhota

in the aftermath of last November’s terrorist attacks in Mumbai and the March 3 assault on the Sri Lanka cricket team in Pakistan, it has been decided by the Indian government that they cannot supply security forces for both the national elections and the IPL.

which means that the IPL – one of the fastest growing leagues in world sports – will play its second year outside the country it calls home.

this, in a word, blows.

sport is one of the things that brings the world together, regardless of ethnicity or religion. or it should, anyway. and cricket is one of the three great international sports – the other two being association football and baseball.

i realize that terrorists don’t care about goodwill – international or otherwise – but everyone else should. no terror organization can exist in a vaccuum – they are all supported, in one way or another, by those outside the group. sometimes it’s a government supporting them, sometimes a non-governmental group, and sometimes by the general population.

pretty much the only way to deal with terrorists is to kill them. there are cases where they have been “rehabilitated,” but this is usually happened when public or international opinion has shifted to more closely approximate the terrorists’ political or social ideal.

but how can we deal with those who support them? is it possible that shifting events like the IPL to safer venues can influence those supporters? perhaps. or it may simply encourage them – it depends on their goals. force is not the only tool we in the civilized world can bring to hand. it’s just the easiest. it’s possible that the terrorists’ supporters are working outside the system because the system is broken and needs to be fixed. or they need to be eliminated just like the criminals they enable. either way, that’s who we need to focus on; those who supply aid and comfort – not simply the terrorists. you can swat cockroaches all day long, and you’ll still have a vermin problem if you keep leaving old food out.

the Indian people should not have to watch their league play on television, broadcast from foreign shores. but until the world manages to turn away from violence against the innocent as a political tool, it appears they may have to.

quote of the day:

“The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate us. But, we don’t ask for their love; only for their fear.” – Heinrich Himmler

commenting on…

March 20, 2009 by jhota

the current Sanford/Obama/Graham flap.

  • Gov. Sanford is an idiot. and i mean that in the most respectful possible way. that is, with no respect for him at all. he’s grandstanding (at the cost of the citizens of SC) in the hopes of a Presidential nomination in 2012.
  • the stimulus package is insane. it’s irresponsible and unnecessary. but if the federal government is going to be giving out money on that scale, we need to get our share – because we’re sure going to have a share of paying it back.
  • Sen. Graham is a bigger idiot than Sanford. he’s sucking up in the hopes of riding Sanford’s coat-tails. perhaps a Cabinet post. whatever.

some days, i just want to want to emigrate to the Pitcairn Islands.

quote of the day:

“Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

didn’t we try this already?

March 11, 2009 by jhota

i’m thinking, around December of 1860?

what i’m referring to, of course, is the pending sovreignity resolution in the state legislature.

i’d link to the resolution itself, but the state’s government website is awful, and i can’t find it.

look folks, Obama and the Democrats won. get over it. and i say this as someone who voted for the other guy.

quote of the day:

“It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. ” – Thomas Jefferson

whew.

March 9, 2009 by jhota

thankfully, this day’s about over.

life has been a little nuts lately (resulting in my lack of posting). but that’s o.k. – nuts is better than staid and boring.

some highlights:

  • had the non-drive crank arm fall off my town bike while riding down Calhoun Street. since i (mistakenly, apparently) chose to use a super-beefy downhill chainset, nobody has a crankarm fixing bolt to hand. so i’ll just have to ride one of my other bikes. such a hardship.
  • got some work done on the project car. almost ready to turn it around and work on the other side. hopefully, work will accelerate at this point, as the hardest fab work is done.
  • midterms are past. ow. but i feel better this semester at this point than i did last semester, so that’s a plus.
  • the weather seems to have turned around. pretty soon, i’ll be kvetching about heat instead of cold.
  • who thought it was a good idea to have spring break end the day after the daylight savings change? really?
  • i like bats. got to watch several of them Saturday evening, waiting for the box office to open at Theater 99.
  • the 60th anniversary of the Commonwealth is next month. they’re looking for new members, too. wonder who i’d have to convince to let us in?
  • i’ve decided to ignore the economy. y’all should too. it’s depressing, and for no good reason.
  • Watchmen was o.k. not “the greatest movie ever” or even “the greatest comic movie ever,” but o.k. certainly better than i expected. *see note below.
  • i got a speeding ticket. and i didn’t even mean to be speeding. but the State Trooper was really cool, and the ticket isn’t too terribly expensive.
  • on that note, the Honda is still running. every day, i’m pleasantly surprised. let’s hope it continues.
  • the Bridge Run (and Wholly Cow ride) are both coming up soon-ish. hope you’ve registered.
  • and baseball is back.

happy spring, everybody.

quote of the day:

“The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.” – H.L. Mencken

* just for those who are wondering, the greatest comic book movie ever is The Rocketeer.